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  OLD AGE:     Do 19 Jun 2008 17:29:59

Cajunsr1

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Will I Live to see 80?

Here's something to think about.
I recently picked a new primary care
doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said
I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I
couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'
'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?
'I said, 'No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking,
or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said.

He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' I said.

He looked at me and said,.... 'Then, why do you even give a crap? :question:




amities,
cajunsr.
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